Calling ABC!

Sometimes I wish I could be the Bachelorette. (I also think it's strange that every time I type BACHELORETTE it's underlined like it's spelled wrong. Is it not a word? I'm confused.)

Here is the reason why: I don't think you can truly find love with someone in 6-8 weeks and then not see them a lot for 60-90 days. But I definitely think you can fall in lust/like and see if a real relationship can develop. The reason why I like the premise is that you're in a concentrated environment. All those dudes are there for one reason....YOU. Now I know there are usually some scammers but for the most part all the guys are there for you. With that being said, I think you can really find someone that you like. There are no other distractions and you can focus on getting to know the person that is right for you. Most of the guys that are on the show are there because they fit your criteria. Instead of having to fend for yourself on the Internet, fix ups, day to day chance encounters, speed dating and matchmakers, you're supplied with a bevy of gents who want to get to know you. For that I wish they'd consider a 40 yr old gal who won't put on a bathing suit for national TV....won't go in the hot tub....and won't go on dates where I'd have to drive red sports cars. What I would bring to the table is a sincerity to really try and find potential love, a funny/sharp wit, and a self deprecating humor that maybe has not been on TV for awhile. I know this is only a pipe dream but again....I think I'd really thrive in this environment.

You know what other environment I'd thrive in? Arranged marriage. Bring it!

DATE ME!