Internet Dating 101

Here are a few things that guys do on the dating sites that really irk me:

1) Post pictures of scenery. WHO CARES?
2) Post pictures that are fuzzy. You obviously have something to hide.
3) Post 1 pic of multiple people/a group shot/two guys (obviously the more handsome fella is not you) and don't specify which one you are. Come on!
4) Don't fill out a profile or list minimal info but mentions: Ask me anything you want. I'm an open book. Then they also write that no one contacts them. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF WRITTEN IN YOUR PROFILE.
5) Guys who im me but never want to send me a proper email. They're usually really slow typers and obviously have no intention to meet me or they'd follow up. They never do.
6) Guys that say they want to meet me without disclosing their name. Wouldn't one want to know this up front?
7) Guys that only post 1 picture of themselves and get angry if you ask to see another picture. Again.....you have something to hide if you don't post at least 2 visible pictures of yourself. Not one profile shot and one of you hanggliding from a far away distance.
8) Guys that send me an email and I respond and never hear back from them. Could I have really written something that bad that would warrant nary a reply?
9) Guys that write, "Hi" and that's it. Um......do you really think that deserves a response?
10) Guys that write in an im, "How are you?" Isn't the response always going to be, "Good. How are you?" And then it's usually, "Good. What are you up to?" WRITING TO YOU, FELLA. Ugh. Gets me quite irritated. Bring SOMETHING to the table. It's the same old same old. Not a lot of substance out there.

That is all.

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