Monday, August 29, 2011

Where Do I Begin?

Over the weekend I received these nuggets from potential suitors:

Cooljackie: hello beutyful (love the spelling! Upon further inspection into his profile, here's what he wrote......mind you, I am a grammar and spelling enthusiast.....but nothing about this can be comended): I realy do not have any hobbies I am dedicated to. But I enjoy being out side in good wether. And I am open to doing a veriety of things. I am perty easy going, and get along with people well.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?????

Makes you want to run right out and date him, huh?

Then today I got this one from MrYadidda: Do you date black men?

Oh....and another one to mention from Pantywaste (REALLY? THIS is your profile name????): Hi

OH OH and then "The Voice" who wants to be friends even though I told him I didn't feel a connection starts trying to tell me which pictures of mine are good and which are bad. Um....who asked you?! He also said I should use the "professional tester" on one of the sites as they work (they tell you what pictures work and which are not good). They work?? Then why are you still single? That's mean. I take it back. I do. I'm just so friggin frustrated. ARRGGGHHHH!

I HATE INTERNET DATING! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!!!

Date Me!

2 comments:

  1. "grammar and spelling enthusiast"--that is too cute and I am going to start using it.
    I used to hate when everyone would say it would find me when I least expected it. But then... it did. And now I'm one of those annoying people dispensing the same stupid wisdom. ;)

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  2. That's awesome that you found a good fella. I'm happy for you!!!!! I want us all to have "it". One day....one day.....

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