Today I am walking around with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. I'm trying to make it seem like I'm happy and in a good mood (which I am not). Most of the time (from my own perception) I walk around oblivious with *maybe* a scowl on my puss (that's FACE gutter people). I almost want it to seem like I've got myself a secret. Fancy, right?
I am not caught up on the Bachelorette but I just watched the Bently leaving episode. It was great TV but SO planned. Like the Producers didn't know this would happen when they cast him?! It's so contrived but I still love it. And that Ashley. Oy. She's annoying. If I were a dude she would so not be my type (It's probably good to know what my lady type would be, right?). I'd be more into an Angelie Jolie type - independent and not needy. (To be honest: Never have I thought about the type of lady I'd be interested in until this writing but now that I know I'm all set.)
I do like the fact that Ashley told JP that she just wanted to relax and came out looking like a JR High girl with her pj's and glasses. Did she purposely mess up her hair to look disheveled when she came back? Wasn't a change of clothes enough? All she needed was a retainer and I'm sure JP was good to go.
OK...so.....that's all I got.
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Jolie is a fraud. Needier than most and quite skilled at projecting the opposite persona. I know this from personal experience. That's not to say I don't dig her projections, because I do, oh yes I certainly do.
ReplyDeleteDori, I think your springy, smiley projection is pretty fancy too. Internalize that shit.
Hey, are you still on hiatus?
Did you date Angelina, Ryan? Spill it!
ReplyDeleteHiatus is still on.
The shit will be internalized. Promise.
This is one of my favorite posts of all time. That is all.
ReplyDeleteYes Dori, hope I didn't burst your Jolie fantasy bubble thingy. But please.
ReplyDeletePlease get that scowl off your puss! Had to say it. HA! It makes me laugh.
Seriously, your still on hiatus? It's been forever.
It's been a few weeks - is that long? Why....do you have any solid candidates for me? If so, help a girl out and don't be shy, RJ.
ReplyDeleteJOXX!
Hey i'll take the challenge, why not? This week or next? You can't blog about it if it's just for fun, right? You know what I mean, I don't want to read your one-sided commentary about it in this here public forum. GRINS :)
ReplyDeleteDeal! Totally valid, Ryan. I look forward to your follow up. :-)
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