Blech!

A gentleman (and I use this term VERY loosely) text messaged me the other night. No, this is not the 29 yr old but another dude that I mistakenly gave my number to (they all start out so promising what with their sincere written word and cute pics). We have never met. Well, I hadn't heard from him in months and then the other day I get a "Heyhowareyouwhat'sgoingon?" text. I respond back kind of giddy that he contacted me. We exchange some casual back and forth texts and when I mention that we should set up a time to meet I don't hear back. Then the next night....or should I say MORNING I get the first text at 12:42am: Hi. I don't answer as I don't keep my phones in my boudoir. Then he sends another text at 1:27am: Hi there sexxxy!!!

Oh, and this is a dude from E-Harmony that is supposed to be a more respectable site.

Gross. I mean COME ON! Who are these idiots?? I guess I have to give him credit for the triple x in sexy, right? But really.....are any guys looking for a real relationship? Any cute dudes or are they all fine with random hook ups because they can probably get them? What happened to courtship and relationships? I know they still exist because a lot of my friends have them. But I also think they're becoming few and far between because there's so much candy being manufactured. Well....I'm no Twix, fellas. I'm a LADY. I want a relationship. I don't need your XXX.....just 1 X will do just fine.

Date me....or don't.....whatever!