Put A Fork In The Comedian, I'm Done

Have you ever been out with a guy (or a dame, for that matter) that made (or tried to) a joke about EVERYTHING? Like everything had a funny voice attached to it or a joke comment? Well folks....tonight was my night. It was like I was at the guy's stand up routine. Nothing....and I repeat NOTHING he said was matter of fact. It all had a little punch line or "funny" comment attached. The worst was when he busted out his British accent (due to the Royal wedding) and everything was said in said accent.....throughout the whole night. This is the second time (if you'll remember) that a fake accent was busted out during a first date. Irish was a couple months ago. So I guess I was due for another.

In addition to the "waka waka" he also kept looking at, what I thought was, my left boob. But it's not like it was out. He would say something and then casually peak down to my chest and then catch me staring at him and look back up. Hey bub, keep the peepers at eye level!

But the kicker was he lied about his height and his one "good picture" must have been taken at least 7-8 yrs ago. The other pics he had on his profile were "far away" shots. He said he was 5'8" but I'm guessing he was 5'6". The height compounded with the personality was a total deal breaker. I was dying to go home. But then he ordered another drink. Ugh. I hate that. You're driving and we've just met (we both said this would be a quick meet and greet). Isn't one beer enough?

Honestly....this whole dating thing is EXHAUSTING! I think I'm done for awhile. If the dude that I've been out with 5 times returns from his vacay and wants to seriously date me, I'm all in. If he's not interested I'm just gonna take a break. I've got running/training on my brain anyway.

I complete me. Take that Jerry McGuire!

date me (I'm over it!)