The Lunatic

I was supposed to have a date last night with a dude that just moved to Chicago a couple months ago. He sent me an email and I responded and he admitted to sending a lot of emails out and not getting a huge ROI. I guess this should have been my first clue that he was gonna be a problem.

He doesn't know the city well and made mention that he'd take a cab to me as long as it wasn't "too far". I told him I'd just take the bus to him as it'd be easier. He came back and sent numerous text messages clarifying that he felt bad and would come to me. I told him it was no big deal....three times. I had asked him to call me and he never did but I was gonna meet him anyway (for 1 hr as I made mention - a "meet and greet") as my bar is lowered and I gotta take what I can get.

Yesterday I was at work and before I left I checked the site to re-read his profile and another guy who I had talked to months ago sent me an email so we were corresponding. I logged off and got on the el. I checked my phone and saw he had sent me an email through the site (which I don't access through my phone) so I didn't think much of it. Thought it was a "See you later" email.

I get off the el and get in my car to pick up my dog at daycare and get home at 6:20pm or so. I notice that I have 3 consecutive text messages from him (sent at 5:24pm). Now, mind you, we had already confirmed our plans for last night. Basically they said "You're just like all the rest. You're probably talking to 40 guys (I WISH I was talking to FOUR guys let alone FORTY) I knew you wouldn't meet me." etc. WTF??!!! I was honestly floored. I sent him a text saying I was very confused and I thought we were all set for 7:30pm and I'm just reading these texts now as I didn't have my phone on for awhile and blah, blah, blah.....Well, long story short, he felt like an ass and said he was sorry. I told him I was sorry as well and after reading his texts decided not to meet him. He said he understood.

Then today I listened to a vm message he must have sent yesterday...not sure of the time...basically telling me that I'm a horrible person and that I probably wasn't going to meet him anyway (that I set it up but was going to bail...if he only knew) and that I probably wouldn't have liked him anyway.

THEN I see he has updated his profile today with these words of wisdom. I honestly think he could be a murderer. He's for sure VERY angry at the ladies and I'm lucky I never met him:

None of this matters because none of you ladies will go any farther than sifting thru your scores of messages from cheese-dick, douche bag guys without shirts; standing in front of the mirror. I know it pumps up your ego's...you probably desperately need it since you're coming off a recently shattered relationship. Im coming off one too, but I don't do any of that shit. Some normal time with a woman doing some normal, fun activities is fine with me. I'd settle for 1 woman at a time too. I don't feel the need to juggle several women at once, lying and saying I can't go out this night or that night so I can squeeze in other dates!
Pisses me off when you all think I'm dumb enough to believe that shit. You tell me you have to change our date to another night on the phone and then I see that your online chatting with someone else. Then I send you a P.O.F. message to you while you're online chatting w/ someone else...you stop chatting, never answer my message and quickly log off.
That's friggin' lame. If you meet someone on here that you're interested in, then you shouldn't be screwing around making plans with other people until you decide wether you really are interested or not. Until then, cut the crap! Just cuz you get 50 messages a day from cheese-dick guys that are juggling as many women as they can anyway...you can't decide who you like better, so you can't help but chat w/ the ***holes, b/c you're ego is so "thrilled" with all the messages you're getting.
You're all doing it. Every woman I've met on here was doing it. I could tell. I'm not retarded. SO F.U., Show me that you have a little integrity and that you look good enough for a guy at my "level". I know Im not physically perfect, or even close to it. However, I know I'm a fairly decent looking guy, so I'm not going to date a woman who's not a fairly decent looking girl. Plus she should have the moral standards I just described.

I KNOW I'm a great catch. I'm smart. Have a good career. Great future. You can actually talk to me and I'll actually talk back. I'm certainly not vain...yet moderately refined and polite. There's no reason why I'd have to ask out over 100 women before I get a yes...Which is the case. I'd love for one of you to tell me why I'm not (outside of the fact that I'm writing negative in my my profile.).

Get your heads outta yer asses and realize that some perfect 10 guy with intelligence, humor and even money isn't gonna appear in your inbox! A decent 7 guy with the above qualities most likely already HAS appeared in the inbox of every woman that is a 7 or better in the greater Chicago, Buffalo, NY and Rochester, NY areas over the last year. However you all wouldn't date me...prob. cuz you're waiting for someone out of your league or b/c ur ego is inflated etc.
None of what Im writing here even matters cuz none of you gals will lift a finger to do a search and write a guy. Yet, chances are, I probably wouldn't want to be w/ a person like you anyway

He's a catch, right? RIGHT!

DATE ME!