Dems And Dose

Last night I had a conversation with a "dems and dose" guy. Or is it Dems and does? Dems and doze? Dems and doe's? Huh. Anyway....it was an accident. As we all know, the bar is lowered. But I don't think I realized where he lived and *maybe* disregarded some poorly worded text messages and lo and behold I'm talking to a guy who is extremely inarticulate....not only that but he lives really far from me (by Oak Lawn) and has no time to even date anyone. He co-owns a restaurant (has a HS degree - no college classes at all - was in construction for years) and he lived in Greece for a year (where his family is from) but after talking to him (you can tell a lot from a "phone interview") on the horn I couldn't wait to be done. Oh...he also hates the Bears and roots against most Chicago teams even though he's been living here for many years. He also didn't ask me any questions. I honestly couldn't wait to get off the phone with him. AND his name is Jimmy. Does that bring up a red flag for anyone else? Jimmy? Not Jim or James.....but JIMMY?

I have a couple dates lined up for this week and next (some I've been out with a couple times before) but as I've been saying: personality and intelligence (sarcastic wit) are key for me. Having a hard time finding this! There's one guy I've been out with a few times who's a looker but he's SO boring! No personality. But he's easy on the eyes.

Still out there looking for "the one". Is he out there? I'm honestly not sure he is. But I do know he's not one of youse guys. Use guys? You's guys? Eh. fugetaboutit!

DATE ME!