Friday, February 4, 2011

I Want No Part Of Your Two And A Half Man

Every time I get a little down that I haven't found the right guy, I think "I could have wound up with Charlie Sheen" and that makes me feel a lot better. Now mind you, I have never met Charlie Sheen nor do I care to but my heart goes out to the women who have. This guy is a piece of work. Who could put up with him?! I think I'm hard to deal with....try dealing with a narcissistic drug fueled porn star doer as the father of your children. This guy is 45 years old. FORTY-FIVE and he acts like a 25 yr old. In fact, most 25 yr olds don't even act like that. This guy is a millionaire a million times over and what does he do with all his earnings? Spends it on coke, booze and prostitutes. And women find this attractive???? Why????!!!!

Last night I had a dream that an ex-boyfriend asked me to marry him....with a ring that had 2 small rhinestone balls on a silver band. THIS IS WHAT I DREAM?! I don't even get a good ring in my dream. I'm a mess, people...a mess....but at least I'm not dating Charlie Sheen.

DATE ME!

1 comment:

  1. I agree with you completely! What are these women thinking????

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