Sometimes I take a quick moment to check my online dating sites while working if I see I received a message(s). I usually only stay on for a minute (at most) and then log right off. During this time I more than likely get an instant message from some whack job saying "hi" to me.
Today's doozy went something like this.
Idiot: Hi. Did you get my message?
Me: Um no. I'm only checking in for a minute as I'm at work and can't IM.
Idiot: Oh, because I wanted to know if you'd consider a friend with benefits situation. (Oh, we got a situation alright)
Me: Uh no. But thanks for asking.
Idiot: Really? Not even an attractive 26 year old hung guy like myself
Me: Ha! No thank you but all the best to you. (I'm sure he thought the "hung" tidbit would really perk my interest and I'm not gonna lie....for a second it did)
Anyway.....still seeing one fella that is of quite a bit of interest to me so as of this writing I'm happy. Tomorrow? Could be a whole other story.
Date Me!
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Why is Carl Paoli pretending to be twenty-six?
ReplyDeleteSeriously....can you tell him to stop im'ing me? It's getting ridiculous.
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