Today a dude asked me if I like being taken care of? Do I like purses and shoes? If so, he'd like to "take care of me". I told him I had a good job and that he probably could find someone else who'd appreciate his gifts more than I. He's 31 and looking for casual sex but will make it worth your while by buying you a nice pair of shoes. I'm sure at least one of my loyal readers will find this arrangement to be fabulous, but I just don't. Not only does someone asking me this not appeal to me but it totally turns me off. Now....if he asked me if he could buy me unlimited sushi then we may have had a deal. But a pair of Manolos? Not so much.
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I like shoes.
ReplyDeleteI think he may be right up your alley.
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ReplyDeleteclassic! laughed out loud! DOG is better than Cats... seriously funny Dori and I could practically hear your voice on the "Manolos, not so much" part. Anyway... I, for one, am officially following the DOG. I hope your holidays were blessed and jolly.
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Ryan! I just saw this. Love that you're following the DOG. It's painful but good to know that friends are supporting. Hope all is well with you!
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