Really Don Bailey?!

You know what's odd? Getting contacted by someone on an Internet dating site and their first introduction to you has a first AND last name. I sometimes don't want guys to know my first name let alone my last name. Why? Because these are Internet Dating sites and there are a bunch of creeps and crazies out there. So when Don Bailey contacted me.....I was thrown for a loop.

Over the past couple of days Don Bailey (B-a-i-l-E-y - as he reminded me.....It's BailEy) has really confused me. He wrote me poetry (or some kind of majestic first email: Do I only see you when you walk in the room, are your eyes that engrossingly deep in person, your smile is radiant is it sincere, are you a great conversationalist?......What the F, right?!) upon his intro and then when I questioned if he was for real he replied: I do prefer the formal to the casual especially when courting a woman I hope is an amazing lady and I’ll have enormous respect for.

Come on, Don Bailey.....really?! Who writes this stuff??????

I, of course had my reservations but because I've not really been concentrating on the dating aspect of my life in lieu of work (convenient? yes!....desperate MAYBE) I made an effort to make a date with Don Bailey. But because I couldn't talk to him on the phone for longer than a couple of minutes (my phone is crap and Verizon had better give me a new one!) and didn't call him last night (I emailed him instead due to the fact my cell had one then no bars) he said he thought I wasn't interested and has thus not returned my last email. WHAT?! Am I in Crazytown???? Who are these guys?! Because I emailed instead of called you think I'm not interested?

I seriously need a break. I do. I need a break from the Don Baileys of the world.

Are there any single NORMAL, cute, witty guys out there? ANY?! Or are they all Don Baileys???????

DATE ME