I have large calves. I'm a large calved girl who likes high boots. Pretty picture, I know. Well, when I did some research I found that Zappos carries a nice selection of "large calved" boots. I was quite pleased and bought myself a fancy pair.
Today I went to put them on and I noticed the tag said "wide shaft". Yes, loyal readers (all 0 to 5 of you) I shall now refer to my calves as Wide Shafts. Oy!
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Friday, October 29, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
My Ex Husband
Well....today the inevitable happened. I got a package for Don Goldman. Ah, Don.....I remember you and your mustache well.
Receiving the package gave me a little tinge in my heart. Brought back some memories both good and bad.
Here's the rub: I was on the phone with Vontage (Didn't even know who they were....I guess it's a phone company??) for 30 minutes fixing a problem that Don got me involved in. I guess he wanted to transfer my number to this provider and in the process I was sent a modem. He used his own credit card but for some reason used my address and phone number. Trying to get this resolved by Vontage (is it Vontage or Vonnage...or Vonage??? I have no clue and frankly have no desire to Google it) was a nightmare. I talked to customer service imbeciles who couldn't understand how I wasn't Don Goldman. They kept asking me to verify my account. The thing is, I never opened an account. Don did. Finally, the problem was resolved.
If Don and I still communicated I would tell him this but because we don't I'm forced to DOG about it.
Good ol Don.
DATE ME!
Receiving the package gave me a little tinge in my heart. Brought back some memories both good and bad.
Here's the rub: I was on the phone with Vontage (Didn't even know who they were....I guess it's a phone company??) for 30 minutes fixing a problem that Don got me involved in. I guess he wanted to transfer my number to this provider and in the process I was sent a modem. He used his own credit card but for some reason used my address and phone number. Trying to get this resolved by Vontage (is it Vontage or Vonnage...or Vonage??? I have no clue and frankly have no desire to Google it) was a nightmare. I talked to customer service imbeciles who couldn't understand how I wasn't Don Goldman. They kept asking me to verify my account. The thing is, I never opened an account. Don did. Finally, the problem was resolved.
If Don and I still communicated I would tell him this but because we don't I'm forced to DOG about it.
Good ol Don.
DATE ME!
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